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Fun with walking iris. May 13, 2010

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Our friend Ben thinks there’s something especially fun about plants that send out little replicas of themselves, all ready to root and pot up for yourself or give away to friends (or sell, for that matter). The best-known of these is the spider plant with its dangling mane of little spiders. Phalaenopsis orchids can also make little offsets (called pups) on its bloom spikes, which you can pot up or leave on the parent plant. (Sadly, not all phalaenopsis seem inclined to pup, and so far, at least, our friend Ben’s have all been in the latter category.)

Our friend Ben has already posted on the wonderful walking onion (Allium cepa var. proliferum), which produces green scallions for salads, stir-fries and the like. (Use our search bar at top right to find “These bulbs are made for walking” if you’d like to know more about walking onions.) 

Today, I’d like to talk about one of our favorite “walking” plants, the walking iris (Neomarica gracilis). Like other plants of this type, it earns the “walking” part of its name because, after the plant blooms, it forms mini-irises on the bloom stalk. As they get bigger, the weight of the little plants causes the stems to bend down, eventually bringing the plantlets in contact with the soil, where they root. In this way, the plant “walks” as it spreads away from the parent. (Walking iris is also known as apostle plant for the same reason—it’s on the move, spreading the good news of its beauty if not the Good News per se.)

Silence Dogood and I love walking irises. These iris relatives make handsome clumps of flat-bladed, bright green iris foliage, looking more like a wide-bladed Siberian iris than a bearded iris. Then in spring, they send up lovely blue-and-white flowers, again, closer in appearance to a Siberian or crested iris than a bearded iris. And once bloom is over, there are those fun little plantlets!

Walking iris is apparently hardy outdoors in Zones 8 and warmer, but here in scenic PA (Zone 6), we grow ours in pots. If we want to root offsets, we place each one in its own pot once the bloom stalk bends under its weight. We leave them attached to the mother plant, pin them down so they maintain good soil contact, and keep the soil moist until the plantlets root in and start growing. Then we cut the umbilical cord to Mama and the new plants are off and running, or should I say, walking.

It’s easy to find sources by Googling “walking iris.” You can even buy them on Amazon. Try them, you’ll like them! But keep them away from plant-nibbling cats, dogs, parrots, and kids: All parts of the plant are poisonous.

Do you use Spray-N-Grow? May 12, 2010

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Our friend Ben and Silence Dogood received a catalogue this weekend from a company called Spray-N-Grow, which is also the name of their original product, a micronutrient foliar spray. At first, we assumed from the name that it was a chemical company and were about to trash the catalogue when Silence pointed out their slogan, “Garden products that are safe for people, plants and pets.” Turns out, Spray-N-Grow was founded by a chemist who also happens to be a passionate organic gardener, and all the products in the catalog are organic.

Silence just posted the other day on cottage industries, and Spray-N-Grow is a classic success story in that vein. It started with a guy and an idea, eventually outgrew the family garage, and went on to become a successful family-owned company.

The description of Spray-N-Grow itself reminded us of SUPERthrive, a micronutrient solution that we add to the water we use on our houseplants. The thought of trying Spray-N-Grow as a foliar feed is tempting, so we thought we’d ask all of you: Have you ever used or do you use Spray-N-Grow? If so, what do you think of it? Let us know!

Drying flowers. May 11, 2010

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Silence Dogood here. Our next-door neighbor just sent me an e-mail asking for help. A friend of hers just unexpectedly lost her husband. The family received lots of flower arrangements, and the oldest son wanted to try to preserve some of the flowers in memory of his dad. Did I have any idea how to do that?

Why, yes. There are six ways to dry flowers. Four are cheap and low-effort. One is cheap and fast, but not always reliable. And the sixth is extremely effective but neither cheap nor permanent. Let’s start with cheap and low-effort.

Hanging: If you want to keep the stems so you can display the flowers in a vase, one way to dry flowers with heavy blooms like roses or peonies is to rubber-band the stems in a bunch and hang them upside-down in a dark, dry, well-ventilated place like the attic. (An alternative is to bunch them, tie a brown paper bag over them to keep out light and dust, and then hang them, but since that might mash some of the flowers, I wouldn’t recommend it in this case.)

Drying the buds. If your roses are still in bud or partially opened and you don’t want the stems, simply cut the buds off and place them on a tray or cookie sheet lined with plain white paper towels, leaving space around each bud. Set the tray in a dark, dry, well-ventilated place until the buds are totally dry. (You can turn them occasionally to help them dry faster.) Some people set the tray in the oven with the pilot light on to speed drying, but I’m sure I’d forget about it and turn on the oven, only realizing my mistake when the paper towels went up in flames!

Drying the petals: You can make beautiful, colorful potpourri by using the paper towel-lined cookie sheet and spreading the individual petals over it, then drying them as recommended for the buds. The petals of fragrant flowers like roses and peonies retain a faint perfume after drying. If you’d like a more fragrant potpourri, mix in some cloves, cinnamon, dried orange peel, and/or dried lemon-scented leaves (lemon geranium, lemon verbena, lemon balm, even lemon thyme) when you make up your potpourri.

Pressing: For single roses, violets, pansies, nasturtiums, and other delicate blooms, as well as ferns and leaves, pressing is a great way to go. Lay the flowers out on newspaper as you’d like them to appear when dried, making sure none overlap. (The newspaper should be several sheets thick.) Carefully place another section of newspaper over the flowers. Then weight the whole thing down by covering it with dictionaries, phone books, bricks, or what have you. (If you become addicted to flower pressing, you can buy a flower press, but I find that the old newspaper trick works just fine.) Resist the urge to look at your flowers for at least a week. Once they’re fully dry, arrange the flowers and foliage on a sheet of construction paper or any type of paper you’d like to use (handmade paper that includes flowers in the paper itself is an interesting choice), playing with the arrangement until you get one that pleases you, then glue the flowers and foliage onto the paper, following your arrangement. Once the glue has dried, you can frame your creation. In the case of my neighbor’s friend, the family could make a lovely tribute by asking a calligrapher to write a Bible verse, favorite poem, quote, even an original verse or tribute, and then the family could arrange the pressed flowers around the calligraphy before gluing and framing. Or they could choose a favorite photo of the dear departed and frame it in pressed flowers.

Microwaving: Putting the flowers you want to dry on a paper towel-covered plate in the microwave is supposedly a super-fast way to dry them. Not having a microwave, I’ve never tried this, but I’ve read so many horror stories about people setting the paper towels on fire and/or crisping the flowers that I wouldn’t recommend this technique in any case.

Drying like the pros: If you’ve ever dried flowers, you’ll know that your dried flowers look, well, dried. But when you see dried flower arrangements for sale, they often look amazingly lifelike. That’s because the pros dry their flowers in an antidesiccant, typically silica gel. You can, too. You just need two things: a plastic box with a tight-fitting lid (like a plastic shoebox) and an ample supply of the antidesiccant (available from crafts stores like Michael’s). To dry your flowers, pour about an inch of antidesiccant in the bottom of the plastic box. Cut off the flower stems (you can leave a stub so you can wire the flowers to supports later) and gently nestle the flowers, face up, in the antidesiccant, making sure none of them are touching. Then, very gently, drizzle more antidesiccant over the flowers, filling in around and between petals, until the flowers are completely covered. Add a little more on top, put the lid on the box, and wait. After a week, check to see how dry the flowers are. Once they’re completely dry, gently blow or brush off the antidesiccant (which resembles coarse salt) and your flowers are ready to go. The drawback here is that flowers dried this way can reabsorb moisture from the air, wilt, and even mold. You’ll need to display them under a glass dome or keep a close eye on them and put them back in the antidesiccant if they show any signs of going limp.

Whichever technique or techniques you use, drying flowers is fun and enjoyable, and making arrangements, potpourri, or pressed-flower compositions is even more fun. You might even get good enough to sell your creations: I’ve seen (and bought) wonderful dried flower arrangements and wreaths, as well as pressed flower “paintings” and gift cards. I’ve even seen pressed flowers on Easter eggs (they were beautiful!). Dried and pressed flower creations make great gifts, too. And as our neighbor’s friend discovered, they can make a lasting testament to a beloved family member.

                 ‘Til next time,

                               Silence

Best of the week at PRA, May 3-9. May 10, 2010

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Every week, we here at Poor Richard’s Almanac pick our favorite posts from the past week to make it easier to catch up if you’ve missed a good one. To find it, just scroll down or type the title in our search bar at upper right. 

This week’s picks are:

Cottage (garden) industry: Silence Dogood discovers that the entrepreneurial spirit is alive and well as she cruises around the area seeking plants for sale in local yards.

Off with your socks! In honor of National No Socks Day, our friend Ben and Silence present a brief history of this enduring fashion accessory.

That’s it for this week! We hope you enjoy reading them as much as we enjoyed writing them!

Cottage (garden) industry. May 9, 2010

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Silence Dogood here to report that the entrepreneurial spirit is alive and well here in scenic PA. This weekend, my friend Dolores and I were out and about visiting greenhouses in her area. I’d never been to any of them, and it was fun to look around and see what they were growing and how different they all were. But, despite enjoying the greenhouses and finding some great plants, that wasn’t the best part of the trip for me.

The best part was what we saw on the way to and from the various greenhouses. In yard after yard, people had set out items for sale. One was selling those little windmills you make out of cut-up soda cans. Another had a startling variety of big, beautifully grown perennials. We had to stop at a little stand that had gorgeous large clumps of white crested iris in plastic bags, $3 each or two for $5, and the most enormous, healthy canna bulbs I’d ever seen. And we stopped at another drive where five kinds of water-garden plants were potted up and on sale for $2 each. I’d been looking for more plants for the container water gardens here at Hawk’s Haven and was absolutely thrilled to bring home a zebra rush and both the white-variegated and regular forms of blue flag iris. Yippee!

Closer to home, one family puts out vegetables in season and bouquets of cut glads. Another sells huge, well-grown spider plants in hanging baskets from a cart in the front yard. Still another sells homegrown flower arrangements, also from a cart. And, of course, many of the Amish and Mennonite farms in the area have set up tiny farm stands at the street in front of their farms and stock them with veggies, eggs, and anything else that’s coming in at the time.

All these little cottage industries operate on the honor system. Nobody’s minding the store; often, you can’t even see the house from the streetside stand. There’s a cashbox or a jar or a margarine tub with a slot in the lid, a sign with the price of each item, and the assumption that people will do the right thing.

To me, these little roadside stands are not just delightful, not just a sign that initiative and the entrepreneurial spirit aren’t dead, but an affirmation that trust, too, is still alive and well among us. We haven’t become so cynical and fearful that we’ve stopped regarding other people, even people we’ll never know, as neighbors and friends, as honorable. And that is truly wonderful news.

               ‘Til next time,

                             Silence

Off with your socks! May 8, 2010

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Today, May 8, is National No Socks Day, our friend Ben’s favorite unheralded holiday. For those who prefer trains to feet, it’s also National Train Day. We’re sure our friend Rob will be spending quality time with his model trains in honor of the occasion. But I digress.

I have no idea how National No Socks Day came to be, but I applaud its founder. Those of you who know our friend Ben are well aware of my profound hatred of socks. It’s bad enough having to wear shoes (outdoors, anyway). But our friend Ben can appreciate the reasoning behind attempting to avoid stepping on nails, broken glass, egg-frying-hot or icy sidewalks, pre-chewed gum, or worse in one’s bare feet. Shoes—preferably sandals—do have their place. But socks?!

Our friend Ben and Silence Dogood, our resident fashion historian, have had many long talks about this. As Silence explained, there was a time when socks (then called stockings, but not to be confused with today’s see-through stockings) were as essential as shoes. For a long time—long, at least, in terms of fashion history—people wore wooden clogs or wooden platform sandals to navigate the muddy, horse-manure-strewn, unpaved streets of the day. In the days before waterproof rubber and plastic footwear, these sturdy wooden shoes were infinitely more sensible than sinking in the muck in your delicate silk or thin leather shoes or fine kidskin boots.

But if you can imagine walking around in heavy wooden shoes, you can also, I hope, imagine that a little padding in the form of a thick sock would be deeply appreciated by your aching feet. (Dr. Scholl, wherever you are, I hope you’re reading this.) Even regular shoes weren’t exactly models of comfort, since it took shoemakers a remarkably long time to discover that they could make shoes to fit the left and right feet instead of a single, ill-fitting boat-shaped model that could be worn on either foot.

But shoes were just one reason why socks were a wardrobe essential. For centuries before trousers came into fashion, men wore knee breeches. Stockings/socks covered the part of the man’s leg from knee to toes. Our friend Ben can’t begin to imagine what inspired the creation of such a stupid fashion. Robes were comfortable, at least, and didn’t look ridiculous. And yes, of course you couldn’t wear a robe while riding your horse, or ride around in your underwear (especially since it wouldn’t be invented for several more centuries). But why knee breeches came in instead of pants I’ll never know. (And then there was the codpiece. But now I’m really digressing.)

However, what our friend Ben can easily imagine is a bunch of aristocrats strolling around in their elaborately embroidered silk breeches with their pale, hairy legs sticking out of their red-heeled high heels. Stockings provided some much-needed cover for those legs, and helped keep people from all walks of life from freezing, since sources of heat tended to be few and far between (not to mention pretty ineffective). Those who could afford them—both men and women—wore silk stockings, which were lightweight, comfortable, and warm; everyone else made do with wool.

Since the women of the day wore skirts that reached the ground, Silence and our friend Ben assume that they wore stockings to protect their feet and legs from the shoes and boots of their time, and to add a layer of warmth. This was especially important in the Regency era, when gossamer-weight dresses were the fashion and it must have gotten mighty cold in those drafty drawing rooms on a winter evening. (According to Silence, in Lord Byron’s day, it was fashionable for aristocratic ladies to wear dampened dresses to make them more form-fitting, even in winter in those very cold houses. The death rate rose accordingly.) Stockings for women only became a modesty issue when hemlines began to rise in the 1920s.

Fast-forward to today: What do socks have to offer us? Protection from poor circulation. Protection from the cold and from uncomfortable boots and other footwear (such as rigid, clunky business shoes), just as in olden days. And, of course, sweat equity for our athletic shoes. Our friend Ben can’t really argue with any of this. But still.

People with decent circulation who wear socks in their own homes baffle our friend Ben. Bare feet are so much more comfortable, giving your toes room to stretch out rather than being bunched up like one of those witch-toed Manolo Blahnik shoes. (“I’m melllttiiinnnnggg!!!”) And bare feet can feel. Feel the texture of carpets and rugs, smooth wood floors, cool tiles. Feel the planks in the deck or the slate of the path or the cool, lush grass when you sneak outdoors in your bare feet, or the hot sand and cool waves of the beach, alternate misery and bliss.

When the poet Gerard Manley Hopkins lamented man’s alienation from and destruction of the natural world in his masterful poem “God’s Grandeur,” adding the line “nor can foot feel, being shod,” our friend Ben could relate. When freezing isn’t an issue, bare feet are always best. Need more incentive? They’re healthier, too. Feet that get to air out don’t suffer from athlete’s foot or toenail fungus. Feet that are allowed to stretch into their natural shape don’t have bunions or hammertoes. Bare feet are happy feet. 

So everyone, off with your socks! Give your feet a chance to air out, your toes a chance to stretch and explore. You may find it addictive. Happy National No Socks Day!

Thinning. May 7, 2010

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Silence Dogood here. Sadly, the title of today’s post refers to my garden, not my figure. Here at Hawk’s Haven, our friend Ben and I have a garden bed devoted exclusively to salads, since we love them so. We grow tomatoes, bell peppers, basil, and summer squash for our salads in other beds, but the “salad bed” is home to our radishes, scallions (green onions), snap and snow peas, arugula, parsley, cilantro, and innumerable greens of all types and stripes.

For the past week, as the bed has been getting fuller and fuller, I’ve been telling myself it’s time to thin—in this case, to take the first harvest—to give the remaining plants more room. Mind you, I hate to thin plants, pulling up the healthy, hopeful little plants by the roots and denying them a chance to reach maturity. But at least in this case we can use them in our salads instead of consigning them to the compost heap, in full view of their more fortunate relatives.

So last night, our daily salad was enlivened with our own organic homegrown baby radishes and spicy baby radish leaves, an assortment of greens, including tiny lettuces, red-leaved mustard, arugula, and mizuna, and some volunteer garlic chives. If I’d had enough young pea vines, I’d have added some of them, too, since I understand that they’re quite tasty. And there are plenty of walking onions ready to harvest as scallions, but since I had scallions in the crisper, I spared them.

Needless to say, the salad was delicious. And the good news is that I’ll need to do lots more thinning as the plants continue to grow, so we’ll have many great salads to look forward to, even before our radishes and greens mature. I just wish I didn’t feel so bad about cutting their lives short. Maybe I should try to think of them as weeds…

                ‘Til next time,

                           Silence

Plant fanatics behaving badly. May 6, 2010

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Sure enough, tomorrow afternoon, our friend Ben and Silence Dogood are making the trek down scenic Route 29 to Schwenksville, PA, to go to Ott’s Exotic Plants with our friend Dolores. (We have posted about Ott’s before; head to our search bar at top right and search “Ott’s Exotic Plants,” “Heading to houseplant heaven,” and Ott’s: A tropical plant paradise” for more.)

Can we afford this plant-buying extravaganza? No way. Are we telling ourselves we’ll limit our plant selections to no more than six plants each?  Yes, of course we are. Uh-huh, right.

But are we going anyway? You betcha. Ott’s is one of the last holdovers from a bygone age, a true Victorian glasshouse surrounded by more modern greenhouses. It’s worth the trip just to see the old greenhouse at work. (Alas, if we could just control ourselves and do that.) But oh, no, we’re sure that Friday afternoon will see us getting up to no good, again. Stay tuned!

Giving tofu texture. May 5, 2010

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Silence Dogood here. Tofu is a great source of protein for vegetarians. Though its own flavor is notoriously bland, it soaks up the flavor of marinades and sauces with ease. Flavor issue solved. But what about texture? Eeeewww. The texture of unadulterated tofu ranges from soft and pulpy to marshmallow-dense and slightly spongy. And trying to deal with that isn’t nearly as easy as adding flavor.

Cuisines that use tofu, aka bean curd, such as Chinese, Japanese, and Thai, have typically dealt with the texture issue in two ways. One is to fry the tofu in hot oil. The result is delicious, in a French-fry sort of way. If you’ve never had an appetizer of crispy tofu with a sweet-hot peanut dipping sauce, head to the nearest Thai restaurant and try to find some. You won’t be sorry!

But eating fried tofu strikes me much like saying potatoes are good for you, then eating French fries and announcing, “See? Potatoes! Health food!”  Good? Sure. Healthy? Right.

Which brings us to the second alternative, adding some texture to tofu by combining it with crunchy, lightly-cooked vegetables. This technique also works, while preserving your waistline and heart health. Broccoli, carrots, snow peas, snap peas, onion, radishes, and cabbage are all good candidates for this treatment.

But what if you want a sandwich? I was thinking about this today because I did want a sandwich, a satisfying sandwich on dense bread. Yes, I could have made a sandwich here with tomatoes, lots of crunchy Romaine lettuce, green onions (scallions), and Provolone, mozzarella, or Swiss cheese (or a combination) on great multigrain bread with grapeseed oil mayo. But I was running to nearby Trexlertown, PA to do some errands, so I thought I’d drop by the Healthy Alternatives store while I was there and see what they had on offer.

Healthy Alternatives makes its own sandwiches and soups daily, and they’re excellent. It’s been too hot here for me to be in the mood for soup, so I reluctantly passed by the hot, fragrant soups and headed to the sandwiches. My eye was instantly caught by a Caribbean tofu sandwich with Cheddar cheese, lettuce, cukes, tomatoes, shredded carrots and red cabbage, all in the dense multigrain bread I love with a “special sauce.”

Three soft ingredients like tofu, Cheddar and tomatoes might have put the sandwich’s textural integrity in peril, but the other veggies added exactly the crunch that was needed, while the Caribbean tofu and sauce provided wonderful, spicy-hot flavor complemented by the cheese, veggies, and bread. Normally, I don’t even like unpickled cukes, but in this sandwich they were a great addition.

So, three suggestions for making a standout tofu sandwich: #1: Start with extra-firm tofu (or press your tofu for a denser texture) and marinate it in a flavorful sauce, dressing, or marinade, giving it enough time to soak up plenty of flavor. And don’t forget to add a sauce or spread for the sandwich as a whole, matching it to the flavor you’ve chosen to give the tofu. #2: Add tons of crunchy veggies to provide plenty of texture and additional flavor.

Cheese and softer veggies and condiments are great ideas, too. Depending on the flavor you choose for the tofu, Cheddar, feta, Gorgonzola, Parmesan, or Jack or pepper Jack cheese are all good options. As are tomatoes, grilled eggplant, grilled or sauteed mushrooms, olives, artichokes, roasted garlic, and hot peppers.

But wait, didn’t I forget something? Quite right, it’s suggestion #3: Choose a dense (but not dry) bread that can hold all the ingredients without sogging down and add its own flavor and oomph to the sandwich. The right bread can make or break any sandwich.

So far, I’ve only found two commercially available breads that make the cut (pardon the pun): Ezekiel and Alvarado Street. You can find Ezekiel Bread in the frozen food section of some grocery stores and most health food stores. Alvarado Street Bakery breads are usually displayed in a special stand in the bakery area of supermarkets. Both come in several varieties and both are excellent, though I tend to favor Alvarado Street because it hasn’t been frozen.

Because of their density, both these breads keep practically forever in the refrigerator without becoming appalling like most refrigerated breads. And both make really excellent toast! (Just as an aside, dogs and chickens love them, too. Dogs especially love a slice of one of these breads with a just-laid chicken egg cracked on top. But I digress.)

So, next time you’re craving tofu (and we do: that crispy tofu appetizer, bean curd home style, a good bean curd Szechuan style, General Tso’s bean curd, any Thai curry with tofu), or just want to eat more tofu for health reasons and enjoy it, keep these tips in mind. They work!

               ‘Til next time,

                           Silence

Not just any artichoke. May 4, 2010

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Our ‘Violetta’ purple artichoke is budding here in the Hawk’s Haven greenhouse! The plant itself is quite a spectacle, with its huge, serrated and felted lamb’s-ear-grey leaves, but the real show comes now, when it sends up a small, true purple bud.

‘Violetta’ artichokes look much more like the thistle buds to which they’re related than large green standard artichokes. We know that they’re considered a delicacy, but when ours budded last year we waited too long to harvest it, hoping it would get bigger.

Since we’ll only get one, we may leave it on the plant again this year and enjoy the bloom when it eventually opens. (Like other ornamental thistle relatives, the flower is quite decorative.) After all, that’s a lot of work to get one quarter-sized amount of edible artichoke, however delicious it may be. But we can look at it and dream of a big basket spilling over with little purple artichokes in an open-air market somewhere in Italy…

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