Yummy pizza droppings.

Yes, it’s already time for another compendium of wacky blog searches (aka “search engine terms”) here at Poor Richard’s Almanac. So many classics have been pouring in over our virtual transom that we just had to share the best of the best with all of you. We hope you enjoy them as much as we did! As always, query in bold, our response following:

poor elmer’s almanac: We’re sure his readers are glued to every post.

yummy pizza droppings: Those damned pigeons are everywhere.

trying to save old somewhat dried corn of cob: The pigeons would probably enjoy it more than you. Or, wait, maybe you could boil it down to make glue!

do i have bad manners quiz: We love this one, and we’ll be getting back to you with a quiz of our own very soon. But meanwhile, if you can answer these two questions in the affirmative, you’re probably okay: Do I treat everyone with patience, kindness, and consideration? Do I make a special effort to be polite to and brighten the day of people less fortunate than myself?

old richard’s almanac: Please refer to the previous query. Harrumph!!!

coke bottle wartering: We don’t know about you, but we’re never touching a Coke bottle again.

little richards almanac on weening horses: We don’t think Little Richard ever tackled this one.

how can i keep the purple color on the string bean: Easy! Set guards around it so the color doesn’t try to run off.

That’s it for this batch! But we’re sure there’ll be more any moment now…

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