Sexy single wives. August 22, 2012
Posted by ourfriendben in wit and wisdom.Tags: blog humor, spam
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Good grief. Silence Dogood here. My Yahoo! spam filter is always pulling out bizarre e-mails informing me how I can “enlarge my manhood,” buy Viagra cheaply from Canada, get laid tonight via F***Book (and no, that wouldn’t be FaceBook), and the like. Mind you, I don’t think it’s too challenging to tell from my e-mail address that I’m not a man and am not in the market for these services, but apparently the spammers disagree.
Usually I’m just revolted to see all this filth in my spam folder. However, as a lover of language, this morning I saw that one inventive spammer had come up with a classic: “Young, Sexy Single Wives!” Well, I don’t know about you, but I’ve never encountered any single wives. Or single husbands, for that matter. This concept cheered me up enough to even forgive this particular spammer for contaminating my inbox. But I still deleted the message!
‘Til next time,
Silence
Those are the individuals at bars and nightclubs trying to pick up the opposite sex or same sex, I guess.
I love my spam. I sit with a cuppa and read it laughing uproarously. Usually it makes my day :)
Oh, no, Fran, usually I can’t stand it. It was worlds of fun when it was transliterated into mangled English here on the blog, but tragically, that never seems to happen anymore, so now it’s just a smutty waste of time on Yahoo! and a total waste of time here. Sad but true.